PLAY NICE

Keep the nonsense harmless.

Useless works when everyone can participate without pressure, harassment, or unwanted exposure.

Last updated September 4, 2026
01

Control your circle

Friend requests require acceptance. Archive conversations you want out of sight, and block when you want someone unable to contact or find you.

02

Report behavior

Report harassment, threats, impersonation, hate, sexual exploitation, scams, spam, or other unsafe behavior from the relevant profile or message.

03

Game-night consent

Players may skip any prompt without explanation. Never pressure someone to disclose personal information, consume alcohol, perform a stunt, or remain in a game.

04

Immediate danger

If you or someone else is in immediate danger, contact local emergency services. Useless does not provide emergency monitoring or crisis response.