NOW ACCEPTING COMPLETELY UNNECESSARY DATA

A social network for information nobody needed.

Serious technology. Questionable purpose.

Track whether your friends are alive, touching grass, charging their phones, or conducting important bathroom business.

No account needed to try it. Create one to keep your profile, friends, and reports across devices.

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DAILY QUESTION◷ LIVE
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ARE YOU OPERATIONAL?

The control room is preparing today's question.

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HUMANITY PULSE84,219grass encounters
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LIVE USELESSNESS

The Humanity Desk is counting completely necessary nonsense.

01 / THE BUSINESS CASE

Built like fintech. Used like nonsense.

Privacy, friendship, and payments are serious. The data is not.

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grass encounters

0212,481

coffees funded

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civilizations threatened

02 / NOW ENTERING: GAME NIGHT

Come together. Become concerned.

Published games appear here from the control room.

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party

Important Business

A ridiculous party game about how well your friends know your least important habits.

3–12 players20 min
Meetings will be conducted.
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drinking

Drink or Disclose

Answer the unnecessary question, take a harmless sip, or use the always-available skip.

3–10 players25 min
18+ · Alcohol optional · Skip always
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come together

Come Together

Prompts that turn a room full of people into slightly better-acquainted people.

2–20 players30 min
Unexpected sincerity may occur.
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DRINKING GAME, SOBER RULES.

Alcohol is never required and skipping is always allowed.

03 / ACTUALLY SERIOUS

Your nonsense. Your boundaries.

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THE WAITLIST

Be first to know nothing important.

Useless is being assembled.

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